I'm Rachael. Teenager. I breathe. I'm slowly battling my demons. I'm in love, yo! Asks are always cool. :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
(Source: 0nthesea)
Because donuts are just too mainstream.
(Source: turquesa1406)
IM STILL CRYING
EVERY TIME
boner alert
IM GOING TO WAKE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE UP WITH MY LAUGHTER OH GOD
OH MY GOD YES LMAO
wishin i could pull this style of art off
(Source: klefable)
This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
we can finally power the world with periods
there are two kinds of people
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
(Source: brain-food)
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
