I'm Rachael. 18. Taken. Sing to me on January 18th. I breathe. I'm slowly battling my demons. My blog is basically a clusterfuck of many things, I have something for everyone. I suggest being careful looking at it during work, school, etc though because porn. Don't judge certain things about me before you learn about them. Feel free to ask me things, invade my privacy or just talk to me! I don't bite, unless you're into that kinda thing...

 

Anonymous asked
isn't this her nonverbal safeword though? post/59470718253/i-was-so-focused-on-fiddling-with-my-camera

spankaway:

CAN I GET A SPOCK IN THE HOUSE?

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Clearly you don’t need your computer if you’ve never used it to Netflix the Star Treks! [I’m completely kidding.]

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The gesture is used like shaking hands or bowing in greeting/farewell but is also used with the phrase “live long and prosper”.

Dif tor heh smusma.

The two of us use it as a nonverbal safeword for BDSM as well, yes, but I also like to represent my love of Spock- I mean sexy men - I mean space- I MEAN Star Trek. -Cheeky grin-

:Snow.

can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
eggito:

reinerbbraun:

hikaritowncrossing:

funny, coming from the person who is only bashing my opinion and not coming up with any sort of reasonable case to back up theirs. I’ve stated my opinion and gave reasons as to why I feel so and all you could do is find ways to be mean to someone who’s opinion differs from yours!
and what is this whole thing about a fedora? I don’t get that >.>

i’m utterly sorry that you actually believe i am bashing your opinion- what i do not understand is why you added some unnecessary comment to a picture ranting about an old fossil of a handheld console, and i am utterly sorry you feel as if i am being ‘rude’- because those were certainly not my intentions as i do like to see things from the perspective of others- i would certainly be trying to fit myself into your perspective if this weren’t over such a silly thing- it’s just peculiar, is all. utterly peculiar.
and need i repeat, since you do not understand:
goodbye. watch as i throw you and your fedora into space. you’re gone, and so is your fedora. you reach for your fedora, but it slowly floats away. you’re trapped in the hellish ‘friendzone’ with your wandering fedora and you cant breathe all because of fucking pictochat which slowly consumes you as i fling you into space, goodbye, you’ll be missed, you fedoraless child

WHY IS THERE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT FEDORAS GOING ON ON A PICTURE OF MY DS SCREEN

eggito:

reinerbbraun:

hikaritowncrossing:

funny, coming from the person who is only bashing my opinion and not coming up with any sort of reasonable case to back up theirs. I’ve stated my opinion and gave reasons as to why I feel so and all you could do is find ways to be mean to someone who’s opinion differs from yours!

and what is this whole thing about a fedora? I don’t get that >.>

i’m utterly sorry that you actually believe i am bashing your opinion- what i do not understand is why you added some unnecessary comment to a picture ranting about an old fossil of a handheld console, and i am utterly sorry you feel as if i am being ‘rude’- because those were certainly not my intentions as i do like to see things from the perspective of others- i would certainly be trying to fit myself into your perspective if this weren’t over such a silly thing- it’s just peculiar, is all. utterly peculiar.

and need i repeat, since you do not understand:

goodbye. watch as i throw you and your fedora into space. you’re gone, and so is your fedora. you reach for your fedora, but it slowly floats away. you’re trapped in the hellish ‘friendzone’ with your wandering fedora and you cant breathe all because of fucking pictochat which slowly consumes you as i fling you into space, goodbye, you’ll be missed, you fedoraless child

WHY IS THERE AN ARGUMENT ABOUT FEDORAS GOING ON ON A PICTURE OF MY DS SCREEN

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

Okay….

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

i-no-longer-work-in-a-donut-tent:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

I THINK ITS A DANCING CONDOM BUT IM NOT SURE

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

lemonadeleathers:

andmilkandhoneyy:

secretcallgirl:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

ayee

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.

Reblogging again.

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about